these are hilarious! thank you Andrew Sullivan
Mr. Huck believes God’s the solution
And claims that there’s no Evolution.
It could be he’s right
God said “Let there be light,”
But he didn’t write the damn Constitution.There once was a man named Obama
Who avoided political drama.
But when Clintonites spoke
Claiming King was a joke,
Obama responded, "Yo mama!"Ms. Clinton, the bitter old crone,
Thought Dem votes were all her’s alone.
But then came Barack,
Who was right on Iraq,
Now smears fly by speech, mail, and phone.They searched for the next Reagan in vain.
The support for hizzoner did wane,
Fred's attempt didn't take,
And Mitt is so fake,
They shrugged and said, "Maybe McCain?"There was a strange fellow named Romney,
A shamelessly pandering zombie.
He once told some bikers
That one song he liked was
Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me."Here is the candidate Fred
And these are the words that he said
"I want Law and Order
so I'm closing the border
If you want me, I'll be in my bed."There once was the mayor called Rudy
Who went to Long Island for booty
The taxpayers paid
So that he could get laid
Did 9/11 come before Judy?
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